This is the obituary for the late New Giraffe

New Giraffe started off life in United States of America and lived 91 turns before dying in Russia. They died of old age.

Trip Memories

I woke up on day 33 and found a grey hair. I think 'check in' must mean something different in this place. When I told the front desk what I wanted to do, they nodded and smiled and then rushed away. I must have waited 15 minutes and I was about to leave when they came back carrying a fish packaged up in a to-go container. Best fish I had all week. I've got to remember to come back to Iran. I had a hard time sleeping that night. I tried counting bunnies, but I kept trying to eat them.

We found a small bit of New Giraffe's notebook, here it is.

Health Report

Before New Giraffe died, they were feeling in perfect health.

Financial Report

New Giraffe died with $17993 in cash on them and had $212428 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.

Stash Report

New Giraffe had 57 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying a very modern stash that was capable of carrying 240 units of contraband. The level of engineering put into their stash was seriously impressive.

Police Report

9 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. United States of America issued a 2 rating, Russia had a rating of 2 stars, and India rated them 2 stars.