This is the obituary for the late New Giraffe

New Giraffe started off life in United States of America and lived 91 turns before dying in Russia. They died of old age.

Trip Memories

I woke up on day 50 and found a grey hair. My heart is still racing. So get this, I was going through security and right before they checked me, I realized I still had some cat nip in my pocket. I took a deep breathe, and thought I was done for sure. As security touched my pocket, he grabbed the bag, pulled it out slightly, and put it back in. Told me to 'be more careful next time' and winked at me. Cops in Australia aren't half bad. After a long day, I curled up in bed and it was absolutely sublime.

We found a small bit of New Giraffe's notebook, here it is.

Health Report

Before New Giraffe died, they were feeling in perfect health.

Financial Report

New Giraffe died with $17993 in cash on them and had $212428 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.

Stash Report

New Giraffe had 57 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying a very modern stash that was capable of carrying 240 units of contraband. The level of engineering put into their stash was seriously impressive.

Police Report

9 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. United States of America issued a 2 rating, Russia had a rating of 2 stars, and India rated them 2 stars.