This is the obituary for the late Sexual Mole
Sexual Mole started off life in United States of America and lived 90 turns before dying in United States of America. They died of old age.
We found a small bit of Sexual Mole's notebook, here it is.
On day 8, I woke up and exected it to be like any other day. My flight got delayed in Dallas, but I beat my all time high score in Flappy Human. Totally worth it. After a long day, I curled up in bed and it was absolutely sublime.
Before Sexual Mole died, they were feeling not so great.
Sexual Mole died with $3548 in cash on them and had $302157 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.
Sexual Mole had 160 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying an upgraded stash that was capable of carrying 160 units of contraband. It was clear they put some effort into it.
17 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. United States of America issued a 9 rating, Japan had a rating of 3 stars, and China rated them 3 stars.