This is the obituary for the late Sexual Mole

Sexual Mole started off life in United States of America and lived 90 turns before dying in United States of America. They died of old age.

Trip Memories

Time flies when you're smuggling! It's day 89 already and it feels like hardly any time has passed. The check out process at the hotel here in New York City left something to be desired. They made all the new guests grab a number and play musical chairs to see who gets service. I'm lucky I lasted until the end round and got help. I hate to think what happens to the cats that didn't get a chair fast enough. I ended the day by watching some FluffFlix and eating in my room.

We found a small bit of Sexual Mole's notebook, here it is.

Health Report

Before Sexual Mole died, they were feeling not so great.

Financial Report

Sexual Mole died with $3548 in cash on them and had $302157 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.

Stash Report

Sexual Mole had 160 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying an upgraded stash that was capable of carrying 160 units of contraband. It was clear they put some effort into it.

Police Report

17 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. United States of America issued a 9 rating, Japan had a rating of 3 stars, and China rated them 3 stars.