This is the obituary for the late Sexual Mole

Sexual Mole started off life in United States of America and lived 90 turns before dying in United States of America. They died of old age.

Trip Memories

Time flies when you're smuggling! It's day 35 already and it feels like hardly any time has passed. I popped into the bank to deposit $14496, but as I was leaving the guard dog stopped me and ask if I dropped some money. He pointed to a pile on the ground and after a brief deliberation, I told him it wasn't mine. I was kicking myself for not taking advantage of it, but after I left, I found a coupon for a free ice cream. Being honest has its advantages. Besides, I can always just go steal it later. I definitely slept well after the busy day I had.

We found a small bit of Sexual Mole's notebook, here it is.

Health Report

Before Sexual Mole died, they were feeling not so great.

Financial Report

Sexual Mole died with $3548 in cash on them and had $302157 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.

Stash Report

Sexual Mole had 160 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying an upgraded stash that was capable of carrying 160 units of contraband. It was clear they put some effort into it.

Police Report

17 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. United States of America issued a 9 rating, Japan had a rating of 3 stars, and China rated them 3 stars.