This is the obituary for the late Senior Duck
Senior Duck started off life in United States of America and lived 90 turns before dying in Chile. They died of old age.
We found a small bit of Senior Duck's notebook, here it is.
Day 39 was kind of odd. The bank in Amsterdam looked like it came straight out of a war zone. I think the tellers even had flak jackets on. I made my withdraw and got out of there quickly. One of the customers forgot her deposit slip and I think they tased her. Not cool bank, not cool. I had a hard time sleeping that night. I tried counting bunnies, but I kept trying to eat them.
Before Senior Duck died, they were feeling pretty good.
Senior Duck died with $1271 in cash on them and had $212971 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.
Senior Duck had 0 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying an upgraded stash that was capable of carrying 170 units of contraband. It was clear they put some effort into it.
14 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. United States of America issued a 3 rating, Philippines had a rating of 2 stars, and South Korea rated them 2 stars.