This is the obituary for the late Senior Duck
Senior Duck started off life in United States of America and lived 90 turns before dying in Chile. They died of old age.
We found a small bit of Senior Duck's notebook, here it is.
I didn't think day 86 would be very exciting, but it certainly was. My heart is still racing. So get this, I was going through security and right before they checked me, I realized I still had some cat nip in my pocket. I took a deep breathe, and thought I was done for sure. As security touched my pocket, he grabbed the bag, pulled it out slightly, and put it back in. Told me to 'be more careful next time' and winked at me. Cops in Mexico aren't half bad. I ended the day by watching some FluffFlix and eating in my room.
Before Senior Duck died, they were feeling pretty good.
Senior Duck died with $1271 in cash on them and had $212971 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.
Senior Duck had 0 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying an upgraded stash that was capable of carrying 170 units of contraband. It was clear they put some effort into it.
14 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. United States of America issued a 3 rating, Philippines had a rating of 2 stars, and South Korea rated them 2 stars.