This is the obituary for the late Oral Toad

Oral Toad started off life in United States of America and lived 95 turns before dying in Peru. They died of old age.

Trip Memories

I woke up on day 87 and found a grey hair. As soon as I checked out of the hotel I got a call from an old friend I hadn't spoken to in a while. He told me birds aren't real, but they are actually spies for the government. Old friends are weird sometimes. I laid in bed that night and thought about my trip so far.

We found a small bit of Oral Toad's notebook, here it is.

Health Report

Before Oral Toad died, they were feeling in perfect health.

Financial Report

Oral Toad died without any cash on them and had $388547 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.

Stash Report

Oral Toad had 9 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying a completely stock stash that was capable of carrying 120 units of contraband.

Police Report

7 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. Brazil issued a 2 rating, Nigeria had a rating of 2 stars, and Indonesia rated them 2 stars.