This is the obituary for the late snollygolly

snollygolly started off life in United States of America and lived 90 turns before dying in Nigeria. They died of old age.

Trip Memories

Time flies when you're smuggling! It's day 14 already and it feels like hardly any time has passed. My flight got delayed in Tokyo, but I beat my all time high score in Flappy Human. Totally worth it. I laid in bed that night and thought about my trip so far.

We found a small bit of snollygolly's notebook, here it is.

Health Report

Before snollygolly died, they were feeling in perfect health.

Financial Report

snollygolly died with $1337 in cash on them and had $202068 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.

Stash Report

snollygolly had 180 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying an upgraded stash that was capable of carrying 180 units of contraband. It was clear they put some effort into it.

Police Report

14 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. Egypt issued a 3 rating, India had a rating of 3 stars, and Japan rated them 2 stars.