This is the obituary for the late snollygolly
snollygolly started off life in United States of America and lived 90 turns before dying in Nigeria. They died of old age.
We found a small bit of snollygolly's notebook, here it is.
On day 41, I woke up and exected it to be like any other day. My heart is still racing. So get this, I was going through security and right before they checked me, I realized I still had some cat nip in my pocket. I took a deep breathe, and thought I was done for sure. As security touched my pocket, he grabbed the bag, pulled it out slightly, and put it back in. Told me to 'be more careful next time' and winked at me. Cops in Mexico aren't half bad. I ended the day by watching some FluffFlix and eating in my room.
Before snollygolly died, they were feeling in perfect health.
snollygolly died with $1337 in cash on them and had $202068 sitting in the bank. They were in good standing with the bank and didn't have any debt when they died.
snollygolly had 180 units of contraband in their stash when they died. They were carrying an upgraded stash that was capable of carrying 180 units of contraband. It was clear they put some effort into it.
14 national police agencies were aware of them. Some of them issued star ratings on this cat. Egypt issued a 3 rating, India had a rating of 3 stars, and Japan rated them 2 stars.